Like duh ... typo here ...

Try this instead:
Code:
  define('DIR_WS_ADMIN', '/4dm1n1str4t0r/');
  define('DIR_WS_CATALOG', '/');
  define('DIR_WS_HTTPS_ADMIN', '/4dm1n1str4t0r/');
  define('DIR_WS_HTTPS_CATALOG', '/');
I lost one of the slashes in there ...