It is normal when posting a link to an Adult site to give a warning to people in your post.
You are right. I am truly sorry that I forgot to mention that

I think (at least I hope) that Haredo was being sarcastic.

Selling S-e-x Toys is a highly competitive area and to make any money the site has to look "special". This template looks very mediocre, and I'm not surprised it isn't working.
Why are you surprised it is not working? Can you shed any light on this?

As far as the template goes... This is the shopping portion of the site. I left it open so that I could possibly get some help here. It is a members only site and the shop does not have to be all that "special" and will be closed to the public once again.

If I offended you in any way or have pissed you off... Then I apologize... I am just not sure why the anger towards this question was necessary