Quote Originally Posted by DrByte View Post
Yup.

define('DIR_FS_CATALOG', '/seriouso_new/');
and
define('DIR_FS_SQL_CACHE', 'cache');

Those are almost certainly invalid.

They need to be COMPLETE paths.

So if your /seriouso_new/ folder is actually at /home/users/www/serious/public_html/seriouso_new/ then that longer path is what you need to be using.
And the cache one needs the same path with /cache/ on the end of it.

That's why it's always best to let zc_install build your configure.php file contents for you.
Ahh that was gonna be my next suggestion ;-)