Studying the data and refining queries for an hour, I came up with this query, which you can run in phpMyAdmin and export the results as CSV or whatever you desire to import into a spreadsheet program so you can refine sorts as you desire, etc.
Code:
select lp.zen_order_id as order_num,
o.date_purchased,
concat(o.orders_status, ' - ', os.orders_status_name) as orders_status,
concat(lp.customer_id, ' - ', c.customers_lastname, ', ', c.customers_firstname) as customer,
o.cc_type, o.order_total, o.currency,
lp.lp_trans_num as linkpoint_transaction_num, lp.transaction_result,
o.lp_avs as avs_response
from linkpoint_api lp, orders_status os,
orders o left join customers c on c.customers_id = o.customers_id
where lp.zen_order_id = o.orders_id
and lp.customer_id = o.customers_id
and o.orders_status = os.orders_status_id
order by o.date_purchased, o.cc_type, o.orders_id;
It can probably be refined further, but this should get you most of what you need.