This Zinfandel guy is starting to creep me out.
He just doesn't get it.

If you want some help from these nice people, you're going to have to figure out how to talk to them nicely.

Up until now, you may have been well intentioned, but you come off sounding like a wise a_ss.

If you want help Zinfandel, just ask the question, and leave the attitude somewhere else. No one here owes you anything. And... if you can't be nice, you better not base an ecommerce business on this piece of software.

There, I told him off.