just so we are clear:

  • i have not taken offense.
  • i am NOT pointing you to SWguy.
  • i found your request to be a little outside of what i am able to provide in this free forum.
  • i made use of your term 'bork' in an attempt at humor. here in the US, we have a very interesting reference to being borked.
  • real sorry about your accident. i have been in a few myself.


best.