Stock by Attribute v4.0 addon for v1.3.5-1.3.9

[kuroi]

Aside from hiring 3,000 third-world laborers to enter all these combinations, what are my options? I don't actually need (or even want) to track stock, I simply need to keep my customers from purchasing a few unavailable combinations.

Set the stock decrement flag in the Admin to false and then EITHER:

Write yourself a small SQL script to insert a line into the attributes stock table with more stock than is ever likely to be required for a single order, wrap your SQL script in a PHP script that loops to create a record for every conceivable option, delete those combinations that don't actually exist OR

Create a spreadsheet with all possible options, export it to a CSV file, use a database admin tool (e.g. phpMyAdmin) to import it to the attributes stock table.