So yeah... I was REAL careful, I'm not an idiot... followed every step. Obviously I missed something anyway because all I get are error 404 with each and every link. Where do I start?

edit: Well, almost every link. The My Account link works, but I see that's because it was never rewritten. It still says /index.php?main_page=login Others are rewritten... and don't work. They LOOK fine to me, but all are 404.