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OH! I see...... so you are attacking me because you are jealous I'm from "Enchanted Island", "Pearl of the Caribbean", "Paradise on Earth"... Puerto Rico? 
Here you go: youtu.be/CvOLT7fjQ3Q ENJOY! 
I customer of mine from Ireland came last June but we couldn't meet because I wasn't here. I arrived a day later than when she left.
On May another customer is coming to attend a wedding, he said I was going to be his and his GF tour-guide.... we will see.
You are invited and we can meet for a coffee anytime :)
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The bug of the hotzones I believe it was on the size settings. I really like it, like you say "not because it was the main purpose of the module, but like a little extra nice option to have", not always less is more. If I don't have that feature, I won't probably use the hover since I find it really annoying when browsing pages. Maybe just because I'm a control freak?!

(((not))) it's really annoying.
Oh, and yes, that's where I'm uploading the images, so I don't have a clue of what's going on.
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