Here is the exact SQL file we ran through the admin which caused all of this. Let me know if it gives you any hints as to what could have messed this all up.
NOTE: Right now, we are still running with no cache in the configure.php because it's the only way to get it to work. We want to change this value back to "database" but we can't because of the errors mentioned above.
SET @t4=0;
SELECT (@t4:=configuration_group_id) as t4
FROM configuration_group
WHERE configuration_group_title= 'Google Analytics Configuration';
DELETE FROM configuration WHERE configuration_group_id = @t4;
DELETE FROM configuration_group WHERE configuration_group_id = @t4;
INSERT INTO configuration_group VALUES ('', 'Google Analytics Configuration', 'Set Google Analytics Options', '1', '1');
UPDATE configuration_group SET sort_order = last_insert_id() WHERE configuration_group_id = last_insert_id();
SET @t4=0;
SELECT (@t4:=configuration_group_id) as t4
FROM configuration_group
WHERE configuration_group_title= 'Google Analytics Configuration';
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Analytics Account', 'GOOGLE_ANALYTICS_UACCT', 'UA-XXXXXX-X', 'This number is the unique id you were given by Google when you registered for your Google Analytics account.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Enter your Google Analytics account number (starting with the "UA-") in the space provided below.</b><br>', @t4, 1, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, NULL);
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Target Address', 'GOOGLE_ANALYTICS_TARGET', 'customers', 'This element is used in conjunction with Google E-Commerce Tracking. It indicates how you want your "transactions" to be identified in your Analytics reports.<br><br>Addresses consist of City,State, and Country.<br><br>This information can help you determine locality of orders placed, shipped to, or billed to.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Which address type do you want to use for recording transaction information?</b><br>', @t4, 2, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, 'zen_cfg_select_option(array(''customers'', ''delivery'', ''billing''),');
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Affiliation', 'GOOGLE_ANALYTICS_AFFILIATION', '', 'This <b>optional</b> tracking element is used in conjunction with Google E-Commerce Tracking.<br><br>The Affiliation tag describes the affiliating store or processing site.<br><br>It can be used if you have multiple stores (or web sites) in various locations and is used to track from which location a particular sale originated.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>If you have one, enter your optional partner or store affiliation in the space provided below.</b><br>', @t4, 3, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, NULL);
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Use sku/code', 'GOOGLE_ANALYTICS_SKUCODE', 'products_id', 'This tracking element is used in conjunction with Google Analytics E-Commerce tracking.<br><br>It enables you to track which products perform better than others using either the Product ID, or the Product Model Number as a unique identifier.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Indicate which identifier you want to use to track product performance by selecting one of the options below.</b>', @t4, 4, now(), now(), NULL, 'zen_cfg_select_option(array(''products_id'', ''products_model''),');
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Activate Conversion Tracking', 'GOOGLE_CONVERSION_ACTIVE', 'No', 'This element enables you turn on or off Google Conversion Tracking.<br><br><span style="color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;">Please Note:</span> Conversion tracking is used to track the effectiveness of Google AdWords paid search campaigns. If you are <b>not</b> running any paid search campaigns, then you should leave this set to "No".<br><br>If you are running Google AdWords (paid search) campaigns, then turning this on will place the proper conversion tracking code on your checkout success page and enable you to start tracking conversions.<br><br>Turning this on <b>requires you</b> to enter your unique Google Conversion Tracking ID in place of the "XXXXXXXXXXX" number shown in the next section.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Do you want to turn on Google AdWords Conversion Tracking?</b><br>', @t4, 5, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, 'zen_cfg_select_option(array(''Yes'', ''No''), ');
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Google AdWords Conversion Tracking Number', 'GOOGLE_CONVERSION_IDNUM', 'XXXXXXXXXX', 'If you activated Conversion Tracking in the previous section, then you <b>must</b> enter your unique Google Conversion Tracking ID in place of the "XXXXXXXXXXX" shown in the space provided below.<br><br>If you have activated Conversion Tracking, and do not enter your number below, tracking will not work.<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Enter your AdWords Conversion Tracking ID Number below.</b>', @t4, 6, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, NULL);
INSERT INTO configuration (configuration_id, configuration_title, configuration_key, configuration_value, configuration_description, configuration_group_id, sort_order, last_modified, date_added, use_function, set_function) VALUES ('', 'Google AdWords Language', 'GOOGLE_CONVERSION_LANG', 'en_US', 'Select the language to be used. The default is "English US".<br><br>For more hints and tips on how to use Google Analytics to increase sales from your store, visit <b><a href="http://www.zencartoptimization.com" target="blank">ZenCartOptimization.com</a></b><br><br><b>Select your language below</b><br>', @t4, 7, NOW(), NOW(), NULL, 'zen_cfg_pull_down_google_languages(');
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Add Table for Language support with Google Conversion Tracking.
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Table structure for table 'google_analytics_languages'
DROP TABLE IF EXISTS google_analytics_languages;
CREATE TABLE google_analytics_languages (
languages_id int(11) NOT NULL auto_increment,
name varchar(50) NOT NULL default '',
code char(10) NOT NULL default '',
sort_order int(3) default NULL,
PRIMARY KEY (languages_id),
KEY idx_languages_name_zen (name)
) TYPE=MyISAM;
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Add data to new google language table
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Chinese (simplified) - ???','zh_CN',1);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Chinese (traditional) - ???','zh_TW',2);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Danish - Dansk','da',3);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Dutch - Nederlands','nl',4);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','English (Australia)','en_AU',5);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','English (UK))','en_GB',6);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','English (US)','en_US',7);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Finnish - suomi','fi',8);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','French - Français','fr',9);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','German - Deutsch','de',10);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Hebrew - ???','iw',11);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Italian - Italiano','it',12);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Japanese - ???','ja',13);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Korean - ???','ko',14);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Norwegian - Norsk','no',15);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Polish - polski','pl',16);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Portuguese (Brazil) - Português (Brasil)','pt_BR',17);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Portuguese (Portugal) - Português (Portugal)','pt_PT',18);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Russian - ???????','ru',19);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Spanish - Español','es',20);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Swedish - Svenska','sv',21);
INSERT INTO google_analytics_languages VALUES ('','Turkish - Türkçe','tr',22);
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