Don't Want Product Images

I'm really sorry for this post! I'm so annoyed—I've accomplished this before but tonight it's eluding me and I have just wasted several hours searching the forums and KB and every panel in admin and I can't find the freakin' setting that will allow me to have products with no images! I don't want the "No Image Available" thing showing up. I just want no images at all—straight text for the products.

It's not the CSS thing because I don't want a hole where the image would be and that text Display Larger Image". I know there's a setting somewhere to turn off product images.

I know I'm missing the obvious. I call Uncle!!

Thanks in advance!

Go to Configuration --> Images --> Product Image No Image Status and turn it off.

Also, Images -->Shopping Cart Status and turn to off.

HTH,